Friday, July 12, 2013

The Naked Molerat Hour Introduction and N.A.Q. (Never Asked Questions)

Hello! My name is Placenta Domingo and this is my new blog. I have decided to write a blog because I love attention, any kind of attention. I live in a hollow tree in the Hudson Valley. I attend Women's College in New England, where I am a Wasting Money major. My hobbies include mediocre cartooning, fighting my squirrel roommate, gardening, and Italian cookery.

N.A.Q. (Never Asked Questions)

Q. Why "The Naked Molerat Hour?" 
A: Why not? (there are many reasons why not).

Q: You know that "Molerat" is actually two words, right?
A: BITCH THIS IS MY BLOG I WILL DO WHAT I WANT

Q: Is Placenta Domingo your real name? 
A: Wittgenstein tells us that this question is unanswerable. 

Q: Why don't you understand the philosophy of Wittgenstein?
A: Because I didn't pay attention in my Wittgenstein seminar.

Q: Why did you take a Wittgenstein seminar?
A: I don't know! It was really difficult!

Q: What grade did you get in your Wittgenstein seminar?
A: B+. 


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